Daft emails from Kenya begging for help with their $5,000,000 fortune, love it!!!

I LOVE getting these, they sound SOOOOOO genuine. It's a wonder people don't fall for them.


Hello,
Permit me to inform you my heart desire, I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance in your Country, i feel quite safe dealing with you in this important business, having gone through your remarkable profile in google data base when i was searching for a reliable person who could stand as my Foriegn Trustee over the transfer of my inherited money.

I am Amina Kipkalya, 24yrs old female( never married ) and I’m from Kenya in East Africa. My father was the former Kenyan road Minister. He and Assistant Minister of Home Affairs Lorna Laboso had been on board the Cessna 210, which was headed to Kericho and crashed in a remote area called Kajong'a, in western Kenya. The plane crashed on the Tuesday 10th, June, 2008.

You can read more about the crash through the below site:
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/06/10/kenya.crash/index.html

After the burial of my father, my step-Mother and Uncle had a conspirancy and sold my father's properties to an Italian Expertrate which they selfishly shared the money among themselves and leave me only to suffered.My Step-mother wants to kill me because she want me to released a statement of account certificate for proof of the money as she and my uncle have succeeded in collecting all my father's properties left. They continuously mal-treated me, and have made life very unbearable to me.

For the divine mercy of God, My Step- Mother's daughter secretly whispered to me not to eat the meal,when my step-mother served me a delicious poisoned rice meal to eat, i wasted the meal to the bin only to find two dead rat on the bin the following morning and that made me to run away immediately from my country Kenya to Burkina Faso.

I went to bank to make some withdrawal of the money for a better life so that I can take care of myself and start a new life, on my arrival, the Bank Managing Director whom I met in person told me that my father's instruction in his will to the bank was that the money would only be release to me when I present a Foreign Trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas. The bank Director adviced me to seek a protection at the moment from United Nation High Commission for Refugee(UNHCR) here in Burkina Faso, which i did. Presently i'm in the refugee camp under the ministry of Rev. Fr. Benjamin in Evangelical Lurthran Church in Refugee mission camp.

However, The deposited money with bank is ($5.800.000.00USD) Million United State Dollars. Please, with due respect i seek your assistance in the following reasons below:

1.To stand as my Foreign Trustee.
2.After the transfer, locate a good school in your country for me.
3.To invest the money for a good lucrative business.
4. Send to me you bank accounnt numbers and passporrt numers

Please my intention is not to disturb your Peace, but because l am sincerely in need, And desperately need a solution before my life is wasted. Among all, the most important thing is for you to be aiding me as parent who will directing all my affair and doings in your country. Lastly ,you will promise me that you will not betray or deny me if this money gets into your bank account in your country, Dear, I am ready to offer you 30% of the total money for your kind assistance.But if may be, you are not in better position to help. Please let me know. So that I can look for another helper. I am with the statement of account certificate upon demand. I will show you.

Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self for now until the bank will transfer the fund. I beg you not to disclose it until i come over because I am afraid of my wicked step-mother who has threatened to kill me and have the money alone. Looking forward to your kind reply soonest and may God bless you.
Thanks and God bless you
Amina Kipkalya


AWESOME!!!! So for $2,000,000 all i have to do is pretend to know you, oh, and give you my bank account and passport details. Where do i sign up!?!?!

Thats a fair way of earning your beer money

it is funny really but unfortunatly the elderly and mentaly impared folk to fall foul of these scams. a few have got into loads of debt and ended there lives due to crap like this.

We get these every day. Luckily they are easy to block using filters.

Love from Ella xxx

I block them but i like to read them. They're so stoopid.

Get these regularly too...also lucky that they just go to spam mail.

I wonder if anyone has actually been sucked in by it...poor things...